Party Haiku from Saturday at Westercon

[kproche]

©July 5, 2008, Kevin Roche

Ev'rything I need
to know about hosting I
learned from Auntie Mame.



The rest is a lie:
pretentious martinis have
no place at parties.

Comments

[jeffercine.livejournal.com]

well said! i agree. everything at our parties goes in cups. no unstable martini glasses.

[digitalsidhe.livejournal.com]

What about just plain old, high-quality martinis, without the pretension? Not "pretentious" martinis, but classic martinis?

Call me a purist, but.....

[gurdymonkey.livejournal.com]

Next to the delights
Of a fine junmai ginjo
Martinis are vile!

[feyandstrange.livejournal.com]

I mis-parsed "hosting" as "Web hosting". I then tried to figure out whether you had, at one point, been one of the Web site administrators for something like AuntyMame.com in the past. Owie.