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©July 5, 2008, Kevin Roche

Ev'rything I need
to know about hosting I
learned from Auntie Mame.



The rest is a lie:
pretentious martinis have
no place at parties.

Date: 2008-07-08 09:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeffercine.livejournal.com
well said! i agree. everything at our parties goes in cups. no unstable martini glasses.

Date: 2008-07-08 09:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kproche.livejournal.com
Re-read that second one, specifically the first line ;-)

I'm infamous for my up drinks; I was whipping up Vespers, Delvians (UV Blue vodka, Absolut, and and "underfloat" of orangecello), and creamsicles (Stolichnaya Vanila with orangecello and a twist) this weekend.

Of course, only the cool kids got up glasses (since we'd only managed to liberate 4 from the casino bar); everybody else got crystal tumblers.

The key is to pour a single sized cocktail into the glass; since most bars are using double-size up glasses these days, it's easy to avoid slopping your drink.

Date: 2008-07-08 10:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeffercine.livejournal.com
aaah ... good point. stupid fever making me not think ....

Date: 2008-07-09 12:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kproche.livejournal.com
Oh, and we usually travel with a pair of spun-steel up glasses in the luggage. One too many Imperial Coronations where the up drinks were served in tumblers/water glasses and got warm wayyyy too fast (that's the reason for the stem, after all -- so the chilled but ice-free drink won't be warmed by your hand wrapped around the bowl of the glass).

Plus it had the added bonus that no one could tell what was actually *in* my martini glass; a good part of the evening it would be just soda and lime.

We didn't pack them for this Vegas trip because we weren't throwing any parties. I won't make that mistake for Denver next month*. :-)

*We still aren't throwing any parties, but I'd rather have them with and not need them than the other way around.
Edited Date: 2008-07-09 12:48 am (UTC)

Date: 2008-07-08 09:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] digitalsidhe.livejournal.com

What about just plain old, high-quality martinis, without the pretension? Not "pretentious" martinis, but classic martinis?

Date: 2008-07-08 09:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kproche.livejournal.com
Then I would have been short a syllable, silly.

Call me a purist, but.....

Date: 2008-07-08 10:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gurdymonkey.livejournal.com
Next to the delights
Of a fine junmai ginjo
Martinis are vile!

Re: Call me a purist, but.....

Date: 2008-07-08 10:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gurdymonkey.livejournal.com
Hai! Too bad it fouls the syllable count....

Re: Call me a purist, but.....

Date: 2008-07-08 11:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kproche.livejournal.com
Multisyllabic
"junmai daiginjo-shu please!"
confounds the poet...

Re: Call me a purist, but.....

Date: 2008-07-09 12:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gurdymonkey.livejournal.com
It's been that sort of day. ;-(

Date: 2008-07-09 10:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] feyandstrange.livejournal.com
I mis-parsed "hosting" as "Web hosting". I then tried to figure out whether you had, at one point, been one of the Web site administrators for something like AuntyMame.com in the past. Owie.

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