Late Last Night at the Lava Lounge

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Conrad T. Lizard, live on stage at LA Con IV

	Conrad makes an entrance That's his nose peeking out on the left
	And an exit... He's on a Razor™ scooter; total transit time from stage right to stage left: 11 seconds. That's "bodyguard" Bruce looking surprised
	And now for a real entrance! The music: Tom Jones and The Art of Noise covering Prince's Kiss
	And the Fans arrive... Zelda, Dana, Anne and Yvette as the "fan" Fan, the Alien Phan, the Star Trek fan, and Croc-a-Dolly
	Conrad bops with his girls... each fan got her own dance with the big lizard
	And we all knew Conrad was a big dip I love this photo... notice how gracefully Dolly holds her tail out of the way
	And the final pose... As Bodyguard Bruce is pelted with undergarments And the "girls" pursue Conrad off stage
	Long-suffering Bodyguard Bruce collects the things and exits