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Silly Meme-oid-age



Here's what I get if I just put in my LJ name:

If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweasel
Your first name:
How you gained your rule:	Military coup, of course! They never saw it coming . . .Walked in and took the throne while they were at lunchRightful heir!!Strategic poisoning . . .Mind controlAsked for it really nicely, 'pretty please'No idea . . .
Your title is:	You Sexy Thang
Your symbol is:	a red dragon - fiery and hot, like you!
You rule from:	a clear, crystalline palace, and change in the basement
At your side is:	your Jack Russel terrier, Wishbone Jr.
Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all:	veeeery heavily armed
Your most popular law is:	Jell-O is a vegetable
Your least popular law is:	Electro-shock collars for stupid people
Your worst enemy is:	rumored to be cuter than you . . . so not true!
Your popularity rating is:	35%
Your chance of being overthrown is:	84%

And then....



Here's what I get if I put in the spaces:

If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweasel
Your first name:
How you gained your rule:	Military coup, of course! They never saw it coming . . .Walked in and took the throne while they were at lunchRightful heir!!Strategic poisoning . . .Mind controlAsked for it really nicely, 'pretty please'No idea . . .
Your title is:	Your Royal Beauteous Grace on High
Your symbol is:	a red dragon - fiery and hot, like you!
You rule from:	a towering, well, tower
At your side is:	your sexiest bodyguards
Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all:	centaurs! They should NOT be so hot . . . oh well!
Your most popular law is:	No more speakers on cars that rattle windows of homes
Your least popular law is:	All religions required to write you into their doctrines
Your worst enemy is:	no longer with us. Foul play? Who, you?
Your popularity rating is:	85%
Your chance of being overthrown is:	63%

Here's what I get if I remember to punctuate

If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweasel
Your first name:
How you gained your rule:	Military coup, of course! They never saw it coming . . .Walked in and took the throne while they were at lunchRightful heir!!Strategic poisoning . . .Mind controlAsked for it really nicely, 'pretty please'No idea . . .
Your title is:	The Big Cheese
Your symbol is:	the fox, because you're foxy!
You rule from:	a clear, crystalline palace, and change in the basement
At your side is:	your hot Captain of the Guard
Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all:	elves - with WINGS!!
Your most popular law is:	Harry Potter named national hero; he's done so much!
Your least popular law is:	Hot people register for draft; hey, your guards get old
Your worst enemy is:	Johnny Depp - possibly hotter than you in good light
Your popularity rating is:	95%
Your chance of being overthrown is:	6%

Take your pick. Which do you think suits me best?