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This really happened.

[livejournal.com profile] bovil and I were at a neighborhood Starbucks at 4. Shift change.

In came two uniformed policemen. No surprise there... then I overheard their conversation.

"Mine's 29 inches..."


Yes, you've heard it here first, folks. Police officers really do compare the size of their nightsticks in public.

Date: 2005-12-11 06:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dinogrl.livejournal.com
Shocking! I wonder what they say about their tazers.

Date: 2005-12-12 11:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] furrycatherder.livejournal.com
I had friends in college who'd freak out the normals by arguing about who's was longer. Eventually they'd whip off their belts, and just as everyone was beginning to act all shocked, they'd casually lay their belts out on the nearest flat surface to see who was wearing the longest belt.

It's a great party prank.

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