Go To Work Commando Day

[kproche]

made you look!

Yup. That's right.

The evil invisible underwear-absconding ape raided my gym bag while I wasn't looking this morning.

Again.


Either that, or I had a brainfart while packing it last night. Nope. That could *never* happen. ;-)


On the other hand, this morning was Measurement Day with my trainer, an every-three-weeks ritual that I started dreading after the mysterious 4th Quarter body-fat spike last year.*



So, it was generally good news -- my weight was up a couple pounds while the body fat percentage was down. And a couple of gym-rat-vanity measurements were up (chest and arms).

So Josh (my trainer) then proceeded to kick my butt with a leg and tricep session. Ah, the price of vanity.

After which, I discovered the nefarious doings of the e.i.u.a.a.



So, marquesate, today I am emulating your camo-man ;-)
And being very wary of the zipper in my slacks.

*(We figured that one out. BASFA meets at the Hick'ry Pit on Monday. Monday is Free Pie Day. You do the math. I switched to half-sandwiches, soup, and a couple bites of Andy's pie).

Comments

[iamradar.livejournal.com]

You know, 'going to work commando' and 'measurement day' just don't belong in the same post. ;-) I was half-reading as I was on the phone and almost sporfled my tea.

[darrelx.livejournal.com]

Why would some ape steal your invisible underwear?

[kproche.livejournal.com]

no, no, no, you're confusing the evil invisible underwear-stealing ape with the evil invisible-underwear-absconding ape.

And let's not even go into the motivations of the evil-invisible-underwear-absconding ape.

I would *never* wear my evil invisible underwear to work. I save that for non-profit board meetings.

[bovil.livejournal.com]

Apes don't steal underwear.

Gnomes steal underwear.

[kproche.livejournal.com]

well, this may be a case of briefnapping rather than outright theft. I haven't seen the business plan yet.

Besides, there wasn't any gnomely singing, so it must have been an invisible ape because it's driving me bananas. QED

[moonpuppy61.livejournal.com]

Underwear stealing Ape or.... a Cow! Are you sure your careful packing isn't being un-done by a prankster cow that has figured out how to work zippers without opposable thumbs?

you mean it's already Friday?

[loren-q.livejournal.com]

you're messing up my schedule - if you're at work in your jockstrap it's supposed to be Friday!!

Re: you mean it's already Friday?

[kproche.livejournal.com]

Re-read the subject line.

Who said I was wearing a jockstrap?

[karisu-sama.livejournal.com]

Ah, one of those days again.... ;) But I thought the ape generally absconds with undies on Fridays?

I've started trying to remember to keep a spare shirt at the bottom of my Karate bag in case I forget to pack one on Dojo days, so I don't have to go to dinner in a skimpy sweat-soaked sport bra...

[kproche.livejournal.com]

No, Friday is when I have to go to work in my jockstrap.

Today was go-commando-day

;-)

[marquesate.livejournal.com]

I'm just adding a quiet little

*SNERK*

here. ;-p

[kproche.livejournal.com]

Then my work here is done.

:-d


Until next time, anyway.